I'm a fugitive from justice

Who knew the 80's were back so big? (everyone but me, I'm sure) Giant bangs, vans, ugly turquoise leg warmers, and probably piano ties will be the next thing I see unfortunately walking around in my field of view (unless it's a film with John Cusack in it, I really don't want to see those things… gah!). But there is an upside though – apparently Wayfarers are also back, and I just sold my old pair that I had high school on eBay for a cool $51! It's going to some dude in Greece, so I guess he'll be wearing them during a very personal recreation of Duran Duran's Rio video.

Sighhh... I wonder how much my long deceased Vaurnet t-shirt would have been worth...