Alert: can't keep up with horny women

Most of the time, I do away quickly with spam, but sometimes it's just too amusing to pass up! I recently received an email from Merle Dodge with the titular alert. Inside was only some gibberish and a link. Sigh... I guess I'll just have to rely on the emergency broadcasting system to alert me of horny women like everyone else.

The word of the day is...
titular [titch • uh • lar] ~ noun
1. existing or being such in title only; nominal; having the title but none of the associated duties, powers, etc.: the titular head of the company.
2. from whom or which a title or name is taken: His titular Saint is Michael.
3. of, pertaining to, or of the nature of a title.
4. having a title, esp. of rank.
5. designating any of the Roman Catholic churches in Rome whose nominal incumbents are cardinals.
6. of, or relating to, tits (vul.)