Subliminal minimalism

Good god I'm tired. Why do I always stay up so fucking late? Time to shower and rest. Tomorrow I garden my various yard type areas. Hopefully I won't have to chase kids off my property. Damn kids! I'm sure I'll shake my fist in the air as I do, too. I'm an old, old man.

I think I'll wear my fighter plane helmet while I drive around town. Time to spice things up a bit. If I get pulled over, I'll just say I'm a Chinese pilot who's defecting to the U.S. Then I'll have diplomatic immunity and I'll be able to park in handicapped spots and shoplift with no consequences. That would be sweet.