Never mind the buttocks, here's my pistol

Crappity crap crap!!! I just opened up my Rotozip tool and found out that the cooling fan is fucking defective. Thank you to those on Amazon.com who reviewed this pricey POS power tool and said that they found the same. So I might fix it or more than likely, I'll probably just replace it. Really, would anyone want to use a "fixed" tool that spins at 30,000 RPM next to their face? Fuck no! Fuck Rotozip! Bastards!!! Sigh… me and my Rotozip, we cut many splendid things together and now you must die a useless death.

In calmer news, this photograph is from Burning Man 2004. I was on the playa at the same time last year, so I thought it would be appropriate to post a photo from that experience. In a way I wish I was there! Perhaps next year - the year where BM will cause me to lose the remainder of my OCD cleanliness habits.

It's midnight and I'm going to take out my Rotozip frustrations by cleaning the house. Lemon-fuckin'-aid, yo! Can't wait for the coming day!

p.s. I just fixed the archive links. Apologies for anyone who tried to use them and was greeted by an error page. Apparently, it helps to know how to spell achive.