Stolen from Overheard In New York dot com

Okay, so it's probably bad to steal humor and put it on your site, but this was too funny and disgusting to ignore. It must be publicized!!!

[the following is from overheardinnewyork.com]

Guy #1: So, yeah, I walked in on my grandparents having sex one time.
Guy #2: Gross.
Guy #1: Now I can't eat raisins.
Guy #2: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Guy #1: It's not what you think, because raisins are wrinkly and stuff. He was putting raisins into her vagina.

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