See Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie Naked on American Idol!

Yesterday, if you haven't heard already, an amusement park ride severed a girl's feet at Six Flags in Kentucky. Gruesome!!! I think I'll stick to roller coasters where your feet are tucked in at all times from now on. Long time ago I was on the Top Gun ride at Great America and thought that we were passing pretty close to the trees below. I stuck out my foot a little bit and clipped a branch as we zoomed by. Thankfully I still have my feet, but it hurt like the dickens!

Google Analytics got updated and now I can see what people are searching for when that happen upon my little blog. My favorite search so far is, "where in the fuck are my passports". Ha! I feel your pain, whoever you are! It turns out a lot of people are getting two passports. The one they suffered for at the passport office and the one they were supposed to get months and months ago that arrives the day or day before travel. Can you feel the increased security? I can. O yes. I can. Fuck Bush indeed.

So even though Britney Spears has been outed as the trailer trash she always has been, people can't seem to get enough of her. They also wont shut up about American Idol. And since I'd personally agree with trying to see what's going on with Angelina Jolie, I've made the most powerful blog title ever! Surely this will increase site traffic...