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If you haven't already, you should read this article on the Monkeysphere. Just what is the monkeysphere you ask? Basically, it's the sphere of people you know and care about. Within that sphere, any losses are tragic and very hard to take, but outside of that sphere, you're just reading about it casually with some coffee and a donut before going to the bathroom for your morning dump. And you guys thought I was a heartless bastard! It just turns out that my sphere is smaller than most.

[insert joke about having a small sphere here]