yellow recluse

Either I'm going to do something worthy of a genius or become another unabomber. At least I think that's the direction I'm headed in unless I figure out a way to get out of the house more often. Actually, I now have acrylics and those blank canvases in the garage are calling my name.

And if I do become a unabomber, believe you me, I'd come up with a much cooler name. UNAbomber? One bomber? That isn't imaginative at all! I'd be something like, The Bombastic Bombadierello, or The Dark Hand of Dark Justice in a Dark Alley, or maybe even the Ragin' Asian (actually, maybe not that last one, all things considered). I'd also have to come up with a cool logo, too. Hmm... this is starting to sound like a lot of work - I think I'll just sneak out and buy a bucket of KFC instead. Mmmmm... all dark meat please... thighs and drumsticks.... it's calorific!