This weekend...

I woke up early Saturday morning to use the bathroom and my mouth tasted TERRIBLE. So I decided to brush my teeth before returning to bed. But of course, being so tired and out of it, didn't do such a great job...

C: (upon my return) "How did you rest?"
W: "Okay I guess..."

C: Suddenly turning away, "Did you brush your teeth?"
W: "Yeah, I did. But I don't think it took."

C: "No... it didn't."