Worst week ever!

Actually, if I really tried to think about it, I'm sure I could think of a worse week than last week. But last week was just a long string of dealing with rude people on the road, on the phone, in stores, etc. I'm not talking normal rude that we're all used to either. I'm talking in front of you snide remarks, remorseless dangerous driving, and gallingly childish attitudes. On one hand, I'm an adult. A fairly, dare I say it, responsible adult. And yet last week, I think I was on the brink of doing something felonious in response to what I experienced.

At times I thought to myself, maybe I just look like a push-over or something, but after dealing with amazingly rude person after ridiculously rude person after blatantly rude person, I'm starting to think that some bitch slapping is in order - even if only to retain my sanity. Sadly, I think it can only be of the verbal type though. But I do fantasize about taking a bat and smashing up someone's car just to get my point across that I didn't quite like how they almost sideswiped me while honking their horn and flipping me off... just sayin'.

Ahhh... even writing it down makes me feel a little better (the aforementioned catharsis in a previous blog). I'm looking forward to a friendlier week. A kinder week. And yes, a gentler week. Maybe it was a full moon or something or someone leaked some PCB into the water supply (Amanda, where are you?). Who knows. In any event, whomever finds their way to this blog, there's no need to worry that I'd actually do murderous harm. Because as much as I'd like to and as much as I might think that the human gene pool could use some serious culling, there's just too much fucking paper work when there's a dead body involved.

Have a nice day and go to your happy place : )